This page wasn't as much fun to write as I expected it to be, so here are three ways for you to get your name on theskinnyonbenny.com due to your own merits.

1. Email me a picture and a limerick. I'll post it for you.
2. Email me one or the other. I'll post it, and we will challenge other readers to provide the missing side.
3. Email me a lymerick that goes with one of the pictures on this page, or check the rest of the site for other beasts that might inspire you.

Daisy My friend is white, black and tan and smells when I go to the can Does it tell her my health? Or imply my wealth? Or to her, does it just smell grand?
Jeeves, In anticipation of being neutered My Name is Jeeves, I can not score because my crotch is red and sore I will never again Taste my favorite sweet sin Because I have balls no more
Sadie The cat with the bright blue eyes looks harmless, but it's a disguise She won't stop to beg She climbs up your leg And makes hamburger out of your thighs