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Boomerangs are fun!
Hey, look at that big ass bird!
OUCH, hey, what the fuck!?!?

Ivan

Ivan is the Man!
He and Tyler can hang out,
And pick up hot chicks.

Stuck (A tribute to Northwest Airlines)

Stuck in the Airport.
Those fucking motherfuckers.
Northwest Airlines blows.

Santas not that Cool

Santa ain't got shit
On that cool motherfucker,
The Easter Bunny.

Strep Throat

Strep throat is bad, but,
driving through Mississippi,
with strep throat is worse.

Baby Shoes

Them baby shizzoes.
What I really want to know:
Where to get em' cheap?

Indians

Indians can have
A dot on their forehead, or,
Headband and feather.

Piss off Saints (and Tom Benson)

The Saints fucking suck.
Go to San Antonio,
So you can suck there.

Ben's Tailgating Beans

Beans are yummy, but,
An explosion in my pants
Is not all that fun.

Screw off Rita

You're a dirty whore,
Take you're shit on to Texas,
We don't want no more.

Prey Harder!!

Blanco, buy a clue.
Maybe if you prey harder,
N.O. will dry up.

I'm still alive...

Blanco is a dolt.
Those poor bastards in N.O.
I'm going looting.

Jesus n' Beer

Carpenters love Beer.
Jesus was a carpenter.
You figure it out.

Summer time in Louisiana

Louisiana,
It's fucking hot as shit here.
Louisiana.

Happy Birthday Pac-Man

It's the big 2-5,
Many a dot you've eaten.
Tell the Mrs. Hi.

More bills than I could shake a stick at.

Ughh, so many bills.
I could not possibly shake
a stick at them all.

Cathy's Swim Ladder

Is that all duck shit,
Or could that be barnicles?
A good wash will tell.

Worms n' Peaches

If I were a worm,
I'd go after a peach, Cause
Come on, screw apples.

Daffy

If I were a duck,
And I was shot in the face,
Would my bill spin round'?

Kid Jesus

When Jesus was small,
If kids tried to mess with him...
I bet God killed them.

Huh?

Bombs and Butterflies
are completely different.
I mean, what's the deal?

Gas Prices

Everyone is mad,
because gas prices are high.
But what about milk?

Websites Aren't Free

I found a penny,
I will give it to Benny,
To run the skinny.

Chicken Mc Nuggets

Nuggets are always...
Shaped like Louisiana,
Miss., Bama, or eggs.

If I were a bird,
I'd find all my old bosses,
And shit on their heads.

Dorothy

There's no place like home...
Damn, these shoes are fucking gay.
There's no place like home...

Ode to Toni (An APPRO Employee)

Server nine is down!
Jesus H. Christ allmighty!!
Server nine is down!

Tuesday and Friday

Trash men have it good.
They work really hard, but gosh,
All of that free trash!

Oz

Often times I think,
It might be fun to be gay.
But no, not really.

Four days of Mardi Gras

Urine in the streets
Drunks, pick-pockets, vomit, trash.
I love Mardi Gras

Sushi Cravings

Sushi sounds good, but,
Sushi and a cheap hooker
Sound even better.